Being religious...

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening

of religious services when she was startled by an intruder.

As she caught the man in the middle of robbing her home of

its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (A Scripture

verse saying "turn from your sin")

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly

called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the

burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did

was yell a Scripture at you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "I thought she said she had

an AXE and two 38s!"




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