Brain usage
 A family await news of a dear one in hospital who is very poorly.
 They all are in the waiting room.
 Doctor walks in very sombre.
 'Bad news I am afraid, it doesn't look good. '
 The eldest son stands up and pleads,  'Is there nothing that can be done?'
 The doctor sucks his lip and then,
 'Well, there is one thing, a very new operation with considerable risks, but
 it might just work.'
 'What is it.' pleads the son.
 'A brain transplant, but you have to pay for the brain.' The doctor says
to a hushed room of relatives.
 A murmur sets up and once again, the eldest son says,
 'Well, how much will this cost?'
 'well, a mans brain is £2000 but a woman's brain is only £150.'
 No one says a word, all the women are affronted and some of the men
 snigger.
 Once more, the oldest son does his duty and asks the question everyone
else wants to know but didn't ask.
 'Why is there such a difference in prices??'
 'It is quite simple, the woman's brain has been used.'

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