Potentially and Realistically !

  
       A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is then
    difference between potentially and
 realistically?"  The father pondered for a
       while, then answered, "Go ask your
 mother if she would sleep with Robert
       Redford for a million dollars. Also,
 ask your sister if she would sleep
       with Brad Pitt for a million
 dollars.  Come back and tell me what you
       have learned." So the boy went to
 his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
       with Robert Redford for a million
 dollars?"  The mother replied  "Of
       course I would. I wouldn't pass up
 an opportunity like that."
 The boy
       then went to his sister and said.
 "Would you sleep with
 Brad Pitt for a
       million dollars? The girl replied.
 "Oh gosh!!  I would just love to do
       that! I would be nuts to pass up
 that opportunity!!". The boy then
       thought about it for two or three
 days and went back to his dad.
    His father asked him, "Did you find out
 the difference between potential and
       realistic?" The boy replied, "Yes,
 potentially  we're sitting on two
       million dollars, but realistically
 we're living with two sluts."
    The father replied, "That's my boy"

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