Why...?
 
If you take an Oriental person and spin him
 around several times, does he become disoriented?

 If people from Poland are called "Poles", why
 aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

 Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

 Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

 If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
 mean to make terrible?

 Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 When someone asks you, "A penny for your
 thoughts", and you put your two cents in,
 what happens to the other penny?

 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of
 magnesia, would you get a Philips Screwdriver?

 Why do we say something is out of whack?
 What is a "whack"?

 "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
 English language. I suppose that "I do" is the
 longest sentence?

 Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

 Why is it that if someone tells you that there
 are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will
 believe them, but if they tell you that a wall
 has wet paint you will have to touch it to be
 sure?

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